Where’d the time go? Huh? From Late Night’s Top Ten January 15, 2013, the other Lance Armstrong Revelations
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Artificially enhanced his cycling shorts
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Still never leaves the house without several vials of clean urine
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Owns Texas real estate known as “Rancho Decepto”
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Took steroids to work up the strength to admit taking steroids
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Once had an inappropriate relationship with an air hose
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Also has tattoo of Rex Ryan’s wife
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Has given up on making the baseball Hall of Fame
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United States Postal Service paid him in stamps
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Started erotic website, “Tour-De-Pants”
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Admitted to doping just to get on “Oprah”
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